Toxic Funkulinity, by Piqi Miqi

Toxic Funkulinity

by Piqi Miqi

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1.	Breathin' Kinda Heavy 04:16	lyrics	buy track
Picture me in my sixties Witta girl in her 20s Baby, I could be your sugar daddy Ah, I could see you spendin’ all my money Don’t spend it all, Gotta ball, talk the talk, walk the walk She likes real men that are rich When i was a young boy I wasn’t prepare at all She had me breathin’ kinda heavy In the back seat of her Chevy Sugar, sugar, sugar momma Her sex magic blew my mind I shoulda known i wasn’t ready She turned a boy to a man That night when she grabbed my hand She had me breathin’ heavy I shoulda known I wasn’t ready When I was a youngster I was a victim of love crime She promised me we’d always be together till the day we died She sponsored me I got everything I wanted I never had to pay a dime She knew how to treat a guy She said dont tell a soul about things that we did A woman’s got her needs too Welll, baby im good at keepin’ secrets Take whatcha want Just promise me won’t go One thing’s for sure you never know, Oh! Picture me in my sixties Witta girl in her 20s Baby, I could be your sugar daddy Ah, I could see you spendin’ all my money Don’t spend it all, Gotta ball, talk the talk, walk the walk She likes real men that are rich When i was a young boy I wasn’t prepare at all She had me breathin’ kinda heavy In the back seat of her Chevy Sugar, sugar, sugar momma Her sex magic blew my mind I shoulda known i wasn’t ready She turned a boy to a man That night when she grabbed my hand She had me breathin’ heavy I shoulda known I wasn’t ready Fast forward 40 years have gone and I’m covered in gold Concubines from across the ocean, I guess I’ll never get old Lips red mouths fed, clothes shed off Legs spread the rest is left unsaid She listened closely as I told her my weakness the emptiness that plagues my broken heart is growing deeper Take whatcha want Just promise me you won’t go One thing’s for sure you never know Picture me in my sixties Witta girl in her 20s Baby, I could be your sugar daddy Ah, I could see you spendin’ all my money Don’t spend it all, Gotta ball, talk the talk, walk the walk She likes real men that are rich When i was a young boy I wasn’t prepare at all She had me breathin’ kinda heavy In the back seat of her Chevy Sugar, sugar, sugar momma Her sex magic blew my mind I shoulda known i wasn’t ready She turned a boy to a man That night when she grabbed my hand She had me breathin’ heavy I shoulda known I wasn’t ready
2.	Waiting 4 Ur Luv 05:30	lyrics
Don’t keep me waitin' for your love, baby Don’t keep me waitin' no no more Don’t leave me hanging for your love, baby Anticipating hangin' on Don’t keep me waitin' for your love, baby Don’t keep me waitin' no no more Don’t leave me hanging for your love, baby Anticipating hangin' on I'm waitin' for your love (Waitin' for your love) It’s been long enough (it’s been long enough I can't wait no more (I can’t wait no more) Alone here in the cold (Alone here in the cold) You said meet me here at 9 (where ya at?) But it’s 12 o'clock and I’m waitin' alone at the restaurant I drank all the wine and ya dinner’s getting cold (hurry up) I called your number nearly a hundred times Girl pick up yo' phone (ring ring ring) You can't keep runnin’ in and out of my life When I catch you lyin’ every time you gotta different alibi (bla bla bla) I gotcha name-brand clothin’ Exotic thangs you couldn’t pronounce (what’s that say) I made you my main woman So tell me why you wanna dog me out I need somebody to be around when I’m feelin' down (I need somebody) Cause’ ya' can't just say you love me, ya' got to show me how (you've got to prove it to me) You say you want me but your one foot in and one foot out (make up ya' mind girl) And ya' change your mind last minute where are you are now Don’t keep me waitin' for your love, baby Don’t keep me waitin' no no more Don’t leave me hanging for your love, baby Anticipating hangin' on Don’t keep me waitin' for your love, baby Don’t keep me waitin' no no more Don’t leave me hanging for your love, baby Anticipating hangin' on I'm waitin' for your love (Waitin' for your love) It’s been long enough (it’s been long enough I can't wait no more (I can’t wait no more) Alone here in the cold (Alone here in the cold) Verse 2 I asked your friends did they see her around (where she at) But Each and every one of them shook their heads and looked down (I dont know) One said last time i saw her was about 3 hours ago He said it looked she was in a rush plus she wasn't alone You mean to tell me she's been telling me lies hanging out late night romancing wit some other guy I put diamonds on your finger Food on ya table buy ya this and that I got cha everything you want and need And this is how you pay me back I need somebody to be around when I’m feelin' down (I need somebody) Cause’ ya' can't just say you love me, ya' got to show me how (you've got to prove it to me) You say you want me but your one foot in and one foot out (make up ya' mind girl) And ya' change your mind last minute, quit playin’ round Don’t keep me waitin' for your love, baby Don’t keep me waitin' no no more Don’t leave me hanging for your love, baby Anticipating hangin' on Don’t keep me waitin' for your love, baby Don’t keep me waitin' no no more Don’t leave me hanging for your love, baby Anticipating hangin' on I'm waitin' for your love
3.	Whateva Ur Into 03:57	lyrics
Anything you wanna do You know I got you Don’t be shy You can tell the truth Something’s on your mind What do you fantasize about I’m tryna’ figure out What you want me to do I'll be anything for you I could be your doctor Time for your examination I could be your teacher Sexual education Won’t you be my dominatrix Tie me up inside your basement We be knockin’ boots every day I’ll pay if you wanna play Whatever you’re into I’ll make it happen We can do your wildest fantasies I promise you we’ll keep it nasty Whatever you’re into I’ll make it happen Even when there’s people around U always wanna get down Don’t it make you hot when they watch us Do it like nobody's watchin’ Do it come and lick this chocolate Do it grab it get on top I love when you take control Show me what ya know You can be my cowgirl giddy-up and ride it, baby I could be your cowboy Honey give me some hanky panky Girl you know it ain't no replacement For the way, I funk you baby We be knockin’ boots every day I’ll pay if you wanna play Whatever you’re into I’ll make it happen (make it happen yea) We can do your wildest (your wildest) fantasies (we can do your fantasy) I promise you we’ll keep it nasty (keep it nasty) Whatever you’re into (Girl you know I) I’ll make it happen (I will make it happen for you) It's like magic I need your lovin' every day I gotta have it The smell of perfume spray I'm so attracted Watching your legs stretch open like acrobatics You pulling straight towards your body like a magnet I'm hard and ready whenever wherever whatever You wanna do I'll do it cuz I want to Reach your climax again and again Me love you long time I'm not one-minute man Whatever you’re into I’ll make it happen We can do your wildest fantasies I promise you we’ll keep it nasty Whatever you’re into I’ll make it happen
4.	Ménage à Trois 04:25	lyrics	buy track
You know lately, I’ve been dreaming a lot And it’s the same dream every night Let me tell you what happens Check it out Girl, I must warn you I'm the kinda man that'll satisfy you I've got desires burning inside of me Is it wrong that I want you and I want your homegirl too Cause’ I got so much to love to give baby And wish I could make love with you both Cause’ I know you two got a little somethin’ goin’ on So tonight I just wanna get you up out your clothes We can have a little party nobody has to know And I can you meet at 12 o’clock on the dot at your spot Bring your friend can I watch how you work it? You and her, her and I, me and you Menage e trois come on lets get dirty (Listen to) Jodeci Marvin Gaye and Sade (sippin’) plenty Alize Hennessy if you thirsty (I'ma make you) stretch it out Show me what you’re all about, candles out make a wish it's your birthday Don't stop no we ain't done yet I make it hurt so won’t you forget Let's do it again and again It’s magic when our bodies get to know Each other when we tangle twist and roll I got the feeling that you two could be my best friends (with benefits) And wish I could make love with you both Cause’ I know you two got a little somethin’ goin’ on So tonight I just wanna get you up out your clothes We can have a little party nobody has to know And I can you meet at 12 o’clock on the dot at your spot Bring your friend can I watch how you work it? You and her, her and I, me and you Menage e trois come on lets get dirty (Listen to) Jodeci Marvin Gaye and Sade (sippin’) plenty Alize Hennessy if you thirsty (I'ma make you) stretch it out Show me what you’re all about, candles out make a wish it's your birthday I’ll give you both what you been waiting for When I come knockin open up the door Tonight else I’m gonna break in don’t hide We got some lovin’ to do Me her you (Awwww meet you at 12) And I can you meet at 12 o’clock on the dot at your spot (Let’s have a party) Bring your friend can I watch how you work it? You and her, her and I, me and you (ooh let's be naughty you, her, and me) Menage e trois come on lets get dirty (Listen to) Jodeci Marvin Gaye and sade (sippin’) plenty Alize (let’s keep it private) Hennessy if you're thirsty (I'ma make ya) Stretch it out Show me what you’re all about, candles out make a wish it's your birthday (I’ve got surprises you wait and see)
5.	The Only 05:19	lyrics
Oh there's somethin’ bout ya I just can't let go My mind keeps changing I keep hangin’ on You played your games with me, I play along Oh the way you rock your style is so stone cold Can't wait to take you out and let everybody know I don’t wanna hide us anymore, No no, no no And though she tried to hide My love for her won't die I won't give up Without a fight For you The only one you wait for I’ll never leave you lonely Forever baby I’ll be yours I want to be the only The only one you wait for I’ll never leave you lonely Forever baby I’ll be yours Oh I'm addicted to your high I need a dose Seven lonely days are gone I can't move on I ring you but you won't pick up the phone Oh is it me you really want I need to know You said you were gone for good but there you go I won’t let you slip away no more And though he might deny I know I’m hers, she’s mine I won't give up Without a fight for you I want to be the only The only one you wait for I’ll never leave you lonely Forever baby I’ll be yours I want to be the only (Promise me I’m the only one) The only one you wait for (The only one you wait for) I’ll never leave you lonely (Till the end I'll be by your side) Forever baby I’ll be yours (I’ll be yours and you’ll be mine) Could ya be mine girl Be mine girl Could ya be mine girl Be mine girl I want you all to myself I got to have you all to myself Can’t ya see that you were meant for me you and I yea You’re the one I want to spend the rest of my life with I want to be the only (Promise me I’m the only one) The only one you wait for (The only one you wait for) I’ll never leave you lonely (Till the end I'll be by your side) Forever baby I’ll be yours (I’ll be yours and you’ll be mine)
6.	Move On 03:56	lyrics	buy track
Girl, I’m so tired of crying over you, Late at night, alone in my room With no one else to talk to. You see we had a thang but Good thangs don't last forever Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Since you left I been nowhere to be found But tonight Me and the boys are dressing up and going out So i slide on My shiny black cuban heel boots Cause’ tonight I’m looking for somebody new My life is better without you baby Now I can do whatever I wanna do (Cause’ I can do what I wanna do yea) Like go out late and party all night a long (all night long) It took forever just for me to get over you But in the end we always find a way to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now DJ set my mind and body To a whole ‘nother tune Rockin’ the dancefloor with a stranger To an old house groove The way she twirl and twist her hips To the kick, I’m enthused If I fall in love again I'm a fool My life is better without you baby Now I can do whatever I wanna do (Cause’ I can do what I wanna do yea) Like go out late and party all night a long (all night long) It took forever just for me to get over you But in the end, we always find a way to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Move on, move on, move on It’s time to move on Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Keep on movin’ Don’t look back now Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Movin’ on, Movin’ on Keep moving on
7.	Love Lazer 03:58	lyrics	buy track
Call me up I'll be there at the speed of light Charge me up a I’m electrified I’m warning you I'm aiming right for your heart Don’t make me have to chase you down And tear this town apart I'm loaded up I can't lie I'm kinda feelin' myself My makeup did my hair did New shoes I even did my nails I’m laser sharp Ready to cut right to the chase I got whatever you want honey I'll do whatever it takes I’m your love laser I’ll blow you away Oh I, baby, don’t chu know I’m your Love laser red light energy I’m your love laser I’ll blow you away Oh I, baby, don’t chu know I’m your Love laser red light energy Start me up Push that button if you wanna try it Plug it in Pull my knob play my synthesizer You know I'ma sci-fi freak That's word to your momma All I wanna Beat beat beat Energizer bunny I can’t help myself If I look at you you might melt huh! I heard you been a bad girl Don’t make me take off my belt I’m raising hell Ready to light you on fire Left to right, front to back Any way you like it I’m your love laser I’ll blow you away Oh I, baby, don’t chu know I’m your Love laser red light energy I’m your love laser I’ll blow you away Oh I, baby, don’t chu know I’m your Love laser red light energy I’m your love laser, love laser I’m your love laser, love laser I’m your love laser, love laser I’m your love laser, love laser I’m your love laser I’ll blow you away Oh I, baby, don’t chu know I’m your Love laser red light energy I’m your love laser I’ll blow you away Oh I, baby, don’t chu know I’m your Love laser red light energy I’m your love laser, love laser I’m your love laser, love laser I’m your love laser, love laser (And I’m full of danger) I’m your love laser, love laser
8.	Space Girl 03:53	info
9.	Space Force 04:33	lyrics
Here comes the Space Force Blast those fools away Here's come the Space Force Time to save the day I'm Captain Funk Of the Space Brigade I shoot my blaster I don't negotiate I travel through Space (way far away) Just looking for a lover to lay Huh! Chasin’ down space monsters And smashin’ hot alien hoes on the way Now lemme tell ya how we got where we are today Since they gave man the microchip the world ain't been the same They made a one-world government to take control of your brain They thought the humans wouldn't resist But we fought again and again And when the powers that be couldn't be maintained They blew up the whole damn thang And when the earth blew up in flames A team was sent to outer space We’re searchin’ for a planet we can rock on Somewhere where there’s oxygen and people get along We won't stop until we find a spot where we belong No matter how long it takes Here comes the Space Force Blast those fools away Here's come the Space Force Time to save the day You talk a big talk Ya’ always got somethin’ to say But when its time to blast off Ya body ain't ready to shake Get out my face (stay far away) I need space when its time to rave You betta watch yourself cause’ I'm bringin’ the pain Huh better remember my name Is Captain Funk the coldest mack in the game Now lemme tell ya’ How we got where we are today Since they gave man the microchip the world ain't been the same They made a one-world government to take control of your brain They thought the humans wouldn't resist But we fought again and again And when the powers that be couldn't be maintained They blew up the whole damn thang And when the earth blew up in flames A team was sent to outer space We’re searchin’ for a planet we can rock on Somewhere where there’s oxygen and people get along We won't stop until we find a spot where we belong No matter how long it takes Here comes the Space Force Blast those fools away Here's come the Space Force Time to save the day Here comes the Space Force (yo you better get out the way them boys don’t play) Blast those fools away (yo you better get out the way them boys don’t play) Here's come the Space Force (yo you better get out the way them boys don’t play) Time to save the day (yo you better get out the way them boys don’t play) Hit me! And when the earth blew up in flames A team was sent to outer space We’re searchin’ for a planet we can rock on Somewhere where there’s oxygen and people get along We won't stop until we find a spot where we belong No matter how long it takes
10.	Dr. Funkenstein 04:46	lyrics
I Was almost out of life Flatline ready to die Love was just a fantasy of mine Something I could never find I always scared the bees away from me Turned down time after time I wanna find somebody just for me Otherwise, I can’t survive I am not the monster they say I am I didn't start the fire I just program the bassline Make you dip and dive (Huh) Take that funk straight to yo’ junk Jump right into that jive Rhythm and melody on the beat Is what I need to keep me alive I was designed in the laboratory of Love customized To provide you maximum pleasure Maximum pleasure for an unlimited time But there’s a price to pay for this ride (lets go) He’s obsolete (go, go) I’m not I came complete (go, go) I got all the special the parts (go, go) My hardware won’t overheat (go, go) So throw away all your toys (take out the garbage) And throw away all your boys (take out the garbage) I got everything you want and more All of this could be yours When the dark crawls I’m the moonlight from behind the clouds In the shadow, you can hear my love Close your eyes shut tell me what you see Once you open up Girl, you know that I’ll be I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me You and me combined A chain reaction imagine Limits (love) undefined (forever) I will satisfy your needs Gratify my appetite Uuh I’ll be your freak (this dee aint for free) But there's a price gotta pay for me (let’s go) He’s obsolete (go, go) I’m not I came complete (go, go) I got all the special the parts (go, go) My hardware won’t overheat (go, go) So throw away all your toys (take out the garbage) And throw away all your boys (take out the garbage) I got everything you want and more All of this could be yours When the dark crawls I’m the moonlight from behind the clouds In the shadow, you can hear my love Close your eyes shut tell me what you see Once you open up Girl, you know that I’ll be I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me In the laboratory of love There’s only one ingredient And that’s the funk When the dark crawls I’m the moonlight from behind the clouds In the shadow, you can hear my love (call) Close your eyes shut tell me what you see (now) Once you open up Girl, you know that I’ll be I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak (oh) I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night (Don’t chu know don’t chu know) Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night (yea) I’ll be your freak (oh) I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me (whenever wherever) I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night I’ll be your freak I’ll be, I’ll be your freak at night Whenever you need me
11.	Toxic Funkulinity 03:55	info